Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...