Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...