Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...