Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
If Dell ran Christmas…
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HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Charlton are good enough
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The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...