‘Please cheese me’!
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Polish Battle Ship
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The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Steal little things
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Flea jokes 01
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A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...