Top 10 rejection lines
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Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
Buying A Bull
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Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...