I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...