Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...