Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...