A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...