She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.