Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.