Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...