Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
A way to save your marriage
|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...