New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...