Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...