My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....