Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...