Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...