Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...