Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate....
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!