May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...