Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...