Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...