Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!