Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...