Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...