Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...