Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...