Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...