Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...