My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...