Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...