A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
The insane conductor
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A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...