Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...