Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...