Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...