Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...