Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
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What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
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Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
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You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...