Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Ethnic Goldmine!
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition...