Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...