Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Answers To Everything
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The three truths in life
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A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....