The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...