Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...