Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...