What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...