Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...