Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....