Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
US Air Force Humor!
“Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before...