Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...