Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...